1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What would they be?
Never Eat Lice

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
How long do i wait for this statement to turn into a question.

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What’s the name of the band?
Big Nife.

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What is it and where do you want it?
i would get a lifesize tattoo of myself.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
anything by Tim Kinsella.

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
anywhere warmer with sea and sand.

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
see above.

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
hmm.

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
the big lebowski.

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
BIRD- penguin
INSECT- gnat. to see how loud their fucking buzzing s to my tiny ears.
MAMMAL- Leemur. a nocturnal one.

11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
this past year has been the best so far. and keeps getting better

12. Which would you least like to relive?
senior year of highschool i think.

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
anytime pre-computers.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
skydiving

15. You get to return to the past and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
i cant think of any hot dead rockstars id like to “do”.

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
double dare for sure.

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
anything to help combat violence against women.

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
awesome.

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you’ll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
fuuuuck no.

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things happen to or for you that make every single experience that you have been through over the course of your entire lifetime worth it. going home for the 4th weekend. many good things about this trip, most notably hanging out with mikey and emily again. also: my old roommate laurel will be passing through. and i just might get to see 2 friends both named jason. excellence.

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things ive done a while ago that i forgot to post.

slipping husband(t.n.) | first day(b.e.) | my home is the sea(w.o.) | fake palindromes(a.b.)

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so, my friend emily (of emily and mikey fame) has a new wordpress blog and it has jolted me from complacency. i upgraded my WP install today, and if i can keep on it, might post more frequently. maybe. keep an eye out. or in.

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New song. I really need to buy that Tascam Preamp. though now i am considering buying a Fostex 8-Track that also has 2 phantom powered XLR inputs. Hmmm. it’s only $50 more dollars and is standalone. which is both a good and bad thing. bad because i hate having all kinds of crap lying around. good because it would all be self contained and i wouldnt have to lug my laptop around in addition to the preamp. oh the tragedy.
Fake Palindromes (Bird)

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